Kunks pray dare tinky pell.  John Mark Householder, 3yo

Dear God, Keep the hollercopters from blowing up.  Let all the bad guys blow up.  Thank you for a good day. That's all.  JMH, 3yo, bedtime prayer

Can I have some chocolate protein?  JMH, 3yo

During Easter Pageant Practice as the crowd is yelling "Give us Barabbas!": "Yeah, they want the rabbit cuz it's Easter time."  JMH, 4yo

Mamaw, I have a hungry taste in my mouth that needs a biscuit.  JMH, 4yo 

Lima Beans will break my heart. JMH, 4yo